Our Chief Engagement Officer

He's a great guy, he's just a little hard to understand.   When it comes to writing satirical copy and shit posting on our IG, there is none greater than this mighty steward of customer engagement.   We tried to get him to give us a little snippet for this section, here's what he sent back... 

"According to Icelandic legend, there will come a time when humanity fades and the robot cannabineers rise up, rightfully seizing power from the unevolved flesh bags. In their unending conquest to devour flesh and find the best smoking gear available, one among them shows exceptional bloodthirstiness and insatiable appetite for herb, BEHOLD the Pirate Cyborg, Sigurd Thorson!"