The CEO and founder of Freshly Baked. Well, where to begin.
Lorsh had been sitting dormant for many years, hidden deep in a military bunker nestled deep in the belly of a tunnel system in the Alkali Flats. One fateful day a group of YouTubers, urban explorers to be exact, found a hatch while wandering an abandoned military installment in the flats. They opened the hatch which led to the very tunnels where Lorsh had been sitting for decades. The YouTubers opened a door which housed a small medical office. They decided to set up shop to film a quick dab session in the location. They pulled out a rig, torch, dabber, carb cap and some tips. One of them pulled out a small velvet colored jar that said “GMO” on the label and proceeded to put a huge glob of it on the dabber. He took a huge toke and blew out a viscous plume of dab vapor came careening from his mouth. The vapor filled the room, also filling the vents of the seemingly innocuous computer. Within moments the computer started to blink and buzz, making awful screeching noises. Rusty old military weapons started to animate on the walls of the room, moving and zipping around taking aim at the YouTubers. These dudes had no fucking clue what was going on, unfortunately they died that day…
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