How to Put on Your First Shirt!
- Step 1 - Make sure the shirt has 4 holes; 3 small and 1 big.
- Step 2 - Although your head is small, do not use the small holes, put your head and shoulders into the big hole of the shirt.
- Step 3 - Pull the shirt down over your torso while pulling your head through the tiny hole at the opposite end of the shirt from the big hole.
- Step 4 - Put your arms hands first through the holes on the sides of the shirt.
- Step 5 - Go ask your mommy for a sticker and a cookie! You did it!
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